2013年7月30日星期二

如果身体可以吃。。。

有时看着自己的身体,
觉得还蛮可惜的。。。
明明是很好吃的烹调食材

如果我们的身体可以吃的话,
应该会比其他畜生的来得好吃吧~

经过我的观察,
得出个结论了。。。

手臂肌肉应该会好好吃的吧~
(使用率很高)
尤其是二头肌和三头肌。。。

小腿肌肉也应该蛮有口感的。。。
不建议吃大腿
(如果不喜欢吃肥腻的)

男性的肌肉应该会比女性的好吃,
因为女性天生脂肪比较多。。。

不过最好吃的,
应该是有做健身的女生。。。
不会太肥,又不会太肌肉
完美的脂肪与肌肉比例

脸部肌肉应该也不错,
尤其是那些常笑的人
或者有婴儿肥的人。。。

说到脑部,
当然像我这种聪明人的好吃啦
(应该吧~)
越发达的脑部会越好吃。。。
(爱因斯坦的 (¯﹃¯))

2013年7月28日星期日

2013年7月20日星期六

meow (>^ω^<)

To all cat lover :


_________________________________________________________

moe level X 1000

it's also available in facebook conversation sticker ...

!!!!!!


2013年7月19日星期五

cry

sometimes,
i just wanna to cry out loud
cry for no reason

maybe ,
crying is my way to release stress,
but then ,
every time i cry ,
i'll cry and smile at the same time ...

the moment when
your eyes become watery
then the tears roll down from your cheek ...

70% of human is water
so we're quite watery in someway

2013年7月5日星期五

i duno what title to give

Will it possible to study
The book of Acts in one night ...
sounds quite in possible ,
but 
nothing is impossible ...
add oil ...

Start regretting to sign up for bible quiz tomorrow ...
have to skip "we got married @global edition" this week (ish)
and "a change of heart" 
by the way , we should have no regret for whatever decision that we had made

hope my partner is studying right now tomorrow's right now ...
(you better study !!! )
 ↑@(for him, if he read this )

quite excited right now !!! 
cant wait for tomorrow !!!
half of our classmates
are going to Lost World !!!
with the filipinos !!! =DDD
WELCOME
i want to met with them so badly ...
but then , i scared get sun burn ...
then i'll become a deer
"red nose rain deer" hehe
  
Anyway looking forward for tomorrow !!!
YEAHHHH!!!!!

(hyperactive now) =D




2013年6月29日星期六

LOL (legend of legend)

THIS IS A LEGENDARY STORY ...
A STORY OF A LEGEND ...

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Once upon a time 
there live a girl 
a normal girl ,
just normal like others human ...
But one day ,
she had found out that she's abnormal ...
she is legend 
she can be absent for parent's teacher conference ,
she can leave her report card with teacher for a semester 
she always lost her phone ,
the moment when she found her phone ,
she can lost it again ...
she can ignore all her phone calls
and all her text message 
she can survive without her phone ...
she just ignore her phone 
and leave her phone in somewhere around the corner of the world lonely 
you cant capture the photo of this legend ,
because it's impossible to capture a legend photo...
her life motto is 
"ni jue de wo guan ma ?"
means "u think i care ?" in english 
what a legend ... 

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the story above is __________
(fill in the blank )

ps: sorry for the broken english ... :P







2013年6月23日星期日

进击的鼻涕。。。?!

又感冒了。。。

感冒,
是一个不怎么环保的病,
纸巾抽了一张有一张。。。

幸好我的鼻子没有整形,
要不然已经塌下来了。。。
( 我的鼻子塌下来,)
(塌下来,塌下来)
(塌下来了。。。)

经我的研究看来,
鼻涕可以分为两种,
有粘性和没有粘性。。。
我个人比较喜欢有粘性的。。。
粘粘的。。。
(↑这妹子烧坏脑了)

这下,
真的不得不惊叹我的鼻子
分泌鼻涕的速度。。。

不过,
我发觉,
感冒使我的声线变得很性感。。。
偏中低音。。。
xDDDD